Now even cheating isn't enough for her to have orgasms, she's got a vibrator too

Buddy, you cum in my wife first, and I can do it after you

I'd forbid her to cheat, but look at how much that bitch is getting high

I used to bring my wife to orgasm myself, but now a friend does it

Somebody's still got NoNutNovember, and we've got a tee on the schedule

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus